St. Valentines Day: 30 Rock Episode Thoughts and Quotes

Random Thoughts

Jon Hamm doesn't quite look like the sex god he is with that tie and hair parted like that.
Norts is the new blergh?
The McFlurry bit would be cuter if they shared.
Jack and Elisa must be in a higher income class than me. I always get the sundae with caramel at McDonalds. Yum.
Kenneth has a blind twin? Oh, she's cute and he's in love.
I like how a lot of 30 Rock revolves around food. I can relate.
I'm not digging that scarf.
Jack is cute when he tries to change the subject.
Dot-Com and Grizz are in a love triangle? Awesome.
Gallantry scares me.
Hmm stew with cheddar cheese instead of water?
Best prayer ever. Good job Jack.
Selma Hayek is awesome when she speaks Spanish.
Oh, most embarrassing date ever. Cute.
Why is Jon Hamm so cute?
Yes! the Gaybomb came up again!!
Dot-Com's sweatshirt is awesome.
Aw, Dot-Com is still in love.
Oh, that was low of Jack.
Nice phone-ring.
Oh, Jenna.
Is that the horrid Ann Heche?
Poor Jack
30 Rock writers stole from Jack Nicholson's life! Awesome!
Poor Kenneth
Is blind girl that hot? She's cute, but I don't thinks she's hot, hot. Selma Hayek though, she's hot.
I think it's hamburglar.
Oh, Querida.
Yes, Jack is such a romantic.
Sigh, I heart Jon Hamm.

Memorable Quotes

"Please Jack, don't tell me you're one of those convenient Catholics who only go to church every Sunday."-Elisa

"All I want to do for Valentines Day is go to Plunder and eat the Lover's Delight."-Jack

"Ken, you need to snap out of it and ask out that sexy Miss Magoo."-Tracy

"It's not the good one either."-Liz

"I once proclaimed I am God during a deposition and I may have sodomized our former vice president while under the influence of some weapon-grade narcotics." Jack

"I have photos with a lot of people. The Dalai Lama, Rabbi Yosef, Toby Keith."-Jack

"How dare you say that so close to the statue of Santa Lucia, the patron saint of judgmental statues."-Elisa