30 Rock: Larry King

Memorable Quotes:
"I'll definitely do that..on opposite day.
"I'm new to this country, is that a real thing?"--Liz and the taxi cab driver

"I think tonight is going to be a special night if you know what I mean?
"I think I do, don't forget your skateboard."--Jack and Elisa

"I was supposed to be in that movie Rush Hour, but 2 weeks into the shooting I was replaced by Jackie Chan."-Tracy

"Was it, the days are done my sweet for the lambs are are decapitated?"--Kenneth

"It smells like dude in here."--Elisa

"What happens to you? You all get poor like the rest of us. You eat cereal that's in the bag and you keep the free hand-wipes from the casino and you might have to spend time with your children."--Elisa

"Love is all that matters." Don Geiss

"I watched American Masters about Baryshnikov and I picked up a few things."--Jack

I was about to do the run to the airport thing like Ross did on Friends and Liz Lemon did in real life."--Jack

"Everything has gone Cocoa for Cocoa Poops, is that right?"--Elisa

Random Thoughts:
Liz was a man?
A hermaphrodite?
True love is a picture of a caricature on a skateboard.
Never mind, true love is a matching t-shirt with your names squished together. (Jalisa)
What about Jaconathan?
Adult pictures?
Oh, Kenneth has a friend!
Ax-men? Seriously? I'm glad I don't have cable tv.
Ok, Tracy Jordan on CNN is kind of awesome.
Poor Kenneth.
Geise has a manstress?
I really want to see Jack dunk a basketball.
Oh, you go Elisa!
Oh a riddle!
Kenneth!
Poor Kenneth
Wow, that's one riddle I actually got.
Jonathan playing a flute topless? AWESOME!!!